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April 1, 2006
Notice the date - this was our little April Fools joke this year. We makde all these product up - although we could often use some DUH!
Soon after the announcement of Agel's fifth Gelceutical™ product, Agel UMI, the stealthy WhyAgel Insider spies managed to locate and extract Agel's super-secret list of future products and products under development.
Sure we may risk getting kicked out of Agel by revealing this to you but we believe "The Team Members Have The Right To Know!"
In the interest of time, space and legal ramifications we will not reveal the entire list at this time and many of the proposed products are unbelievable anyway, but we will share with you a "taste" of what is coming down the pipe.
Keep in mind the names and descriptions for most of these products are just working titles and concepts.
- DUH - memory enhancer (ginkgo, etc.)
- FAT - weight gain assistance - opposite of FIT
- FUR - hair growth
- BUF - protein-based muscle building formula
- PEP - instant energy booster - super-OHM
- SHH - Ritalin® alternative for children
- ZZZ - all natural sleeping aid
And there is even one that will directly help you grow your Agel business:
- BUY - reduces psychological barriers and emotional resistance to sales persuasion
YES! - The ideal sample to give out to all your prospects.
Agel maintains its strategic and tactical market advantages through innovation and provides their Team Members and customers with the best products and business building tools.
Look for these products to be announced and introduced in the next year or two as Agel continues to grow at a record pace and diversifies its product line.
Only a FOOL would not join Agel especially in the month of APRIL!
Plus more products in the works:
- JOB - stool softener
- BIF - courage enhancer (Biff - bully character from Back To The Future movies)
- BOB - anti-annoyance, calming formula (movie: What About Bob?)
- PEE - herbal incontinence controller (name of problem, ?)
- SAD - Anti-depressant (name of problem, ?)
- HOT - reduces the effects of menopause (name of problem, ?)
- GAS - reduces flatulence, contains natural enzymes (name of problem, ?)
And for a surprising departure from the expected, included in the list were products you wouldn't normally think a "Mormon" dominated Utah company would even consider:
- NO! - ingestible contraceptive (women only)
- OFF - reduces male arousal using woman's negative pheromones (women only)
- DAD - male fertility enhancer (men only)
- MOM - female fertility enhancer (women only)
- OOO, AHH, OHH - arousal enhancer (3 flavors)
- BIG - male anatomy enhancement (men only)
- DDD - female anatomy enhancement (women only)
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